Let’s get to know me

Hi, I’m Wouter. I grew up in a small town called Carletonville, and from as far back as I can remember, I’ve had this itch to create something. As a kid, that meant walking down the street selling sweets, planting a vegetable garden (with dreams of becoming the next grocery tycoon), or trying one of a dozen other mini “ventures.” Most of them didn’t exactly make me rich or any money at all but they did spark an ambition that’s never left me. Investments and making people laugh are areas in which I’m particularly passionate about and by bringing these two areas together I hope to make a difference.
To me, it’s never been just about chasing profits. It’s about building something meaningful and lasting. My ultimate dream? To one day sit on a park bench, look up at a building I helped bring to life, and know I left behind something that matters. That’s the kind of return on investment that inspires me.
Now, before we go further let’s be clear: I’m not a financial service provider (FSP), and nothing I share here should ever be mistaken for financial advice. Think of this website less like a financial advisor’s office and more like a coffee shop where entrepreneurs, investors, and dreamers swap stories, share ideas, and maybe even laugh at a bad money pun or two (don’t worry, I diversify my jokes too).
By no means do I consider myself an expert or someone with all the answers. In fact, most days I feel like I’m still figuring out how the “real world” works. But I’ve always had ambition, curiosity, and the drive to try things. Even when the outcome wasn’t glamorous. This space is about documenting that journey, learning openly, and hopefully connecting with others who are figuring things out too.

“At the end of the day, I believe the best investments aren’t always financial. They’re the ones we make in ourselves, in our ideas, and in each other. So, let’s learn, build, and grow—together.”
References
“The best guy I know.” – Wouter’s Mom
” I do not have time for your references. I am busy vacuuming. Rather go and pick up your wet towel instead of wasting my time.” – Wouter’s Girlfriend
“Yeah, he’s… fine, I guess.” – Wouter’s Dad
“Instead of asking for references, rather pay back the R500 you owe me, “With interest.” – Wouter’s Brother
“Still waiting on you to start that diet we talked about.” – Wouter’s Future Self
“Wouter? Hmph. He thinks he’s clever, but I’ve caught him googling how to boil an egg. Twice. He still doesn’t get it right. Half the time they come out like rubber balls. And don’t get me started on the time he borrowed my screwdriver set. Said he’d return it the next day. It’s been five years. FIVE. YEARS. But fine, he’s family. I suppose he’s alright… for someone who can’t tell the difference between a wrench and a hammer.” – Wouter’s Grandpa
“Woof Woof Grr Grr Woof.” – Wouter’s Dog
“I asked him what he does on that investing channel. He said he teaches people how to ‘grow their money.’ I thought he meant in the garden… turns out, it’s not about tomatoes.” – Wouter’s Grandma